Push my button, I dare you

n-jay81:

gauss182:

actores dedicados

it pains my balls to see you like this…

gauss182:

actores dedicados

it pains my balls to see you like this…

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

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justinjewmanji:

thelittlestotter:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

That’s awesome how he uses her other senses to describe the pie.

I’m crying over pie.

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sequinsandtrims:

freshest-tittymilk:

ifeelmilesaway:

agentbartowski:

spykids5:

im having an out of body experience

i’ve never been more fucking done in my life

Thank you internet

whatever force brought these gentlemen together…

it was a great and beautiful force…

bless it

Yes ma’am

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s0mbodybetter:

heartheartbaby:

fapologist:

modernoctopus:

geometricdeathtrap:

I tried to make the creepers scream like Lemongrab. Tried being the operative word.

this is the best thing i have ever seen

crying

AHHAHAHAHAHHA

jesus christ it sounds like some fucking grudge terror shit

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wholesomeblogging:

omg

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superwholockgiraffe:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

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honestlyilove-youu:

0bey-brandon:

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

Omg

Queued.

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